I’m officially ruined. I can’t enjoy being totally lazy anymore! I feel like a schmuck even though I cleaned, did my family’s laundry and studied; watching television in the middle of the day just makes me feel like a piece of dirt. (The worst part is that I just had it on while I was eating. I wasn’t even watching stupid Disney shows, I swear! Just a little “What Not to Wear” so that I could yell at Stacy because her advice can be so…awful. [No, I don’t yell at Clinton. Ever.] It even made me eat faster just so I could get away from the annoying woman they were “helping.”) I just wanted one day, conscience! ONE DAY! On the agenda for tomorrow: work for three hours, then go in my greasy, smelly clothes to a consultation with an oral surgeon to see about getting my wisdom teeth out (mm, this summer just keeps looking better and better), and THEN I get to go have a music lesson! At night! When I haven’t practiced since Saturday! Doesn’t that sound great?! (Not only have I not practiced since Saturday, but I also haven’t gone over what I just know my teacher is going to make me play in…a really long time. No, I’m not going to practice now. No, my conscience can’t make me feel any worse.)
Because I knew when I set out to write this post that it was going to be oddly normal (meaning disjointed and pointless), I decided to distract you with photos. Aren’t I clever?
Hey, look who it is!
Check out the marvelous mustache:
Failed attempt at trying to find something in common with my brother #219:
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